google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I stole a fireplace last night.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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