Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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