Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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