D3 body, D1 cock
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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