He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
