Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just forgot I was standing up.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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