Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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