He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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