Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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