i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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