No awkward lesbian experiences without me
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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