so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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