Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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