The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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