weddingsv make me drug and hornr
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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