Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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