fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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