Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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