Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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