Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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