Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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