just come out here and I will go home with you...
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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