4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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