So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She told me I should be a condom model.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
