in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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