in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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