I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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