Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
