Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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