I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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