I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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