Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
