she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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