My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
