Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
No subtext here. People are naked.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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