So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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