i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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