Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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