Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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