i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I have feelings that need drinking.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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