if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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