Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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