i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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