Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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