I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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