I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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