He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize