This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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