Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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