I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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