The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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