But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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